✦ San Francisco · Coming 2026 ✦

WHIMSYCON

A Festival of Magnificent Weirdness

Coming 2026 · Frontier Tower · San Francisco

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What Is This?

San Francisco is the city that gave the world drag nun exorcisms, pedal-powered Ferris wheels, and a man who shows up every day to protest the 12 Galaxies. It is a city where the circus never really left, the beatniks never really went home, and somebody is always burning something beautiful in the desert.

Whimsycon is a weekend gathering at Frontier Tower for the people who make San Francisco strange and magical — the fire sculptors and drag queens, the cacophonists and bicycle anarchists, the pirate supply store operators and guerrilla muralists, the professional clowns and amateur mystics who together constitute the city's weird, beating heart.

There will be costume parades and clown academies. There will be absurdist debates and fire art after dark. There will be treasure hunts through the city and drum circles that go until nobody has any drumming left. There will be a Big Wheel Grand Prix.

The only dress code is: wear something that makes a stranger smile.

The Rogues' Gallery

A weekend gathering of SF's most whimsical archetypes

The Imagined Schedule

(Subject to chaos. Chaos is the point.)

🌙 Friday — Arrival

All Day

Arrive in Costume (Obviously)

There is no other dress code. Suggestions: your alter ego, your true self, or someone you'd like to be for 72 hours.

7:00 PM

Opening Ceremony: The Grand Howl at the Moon

We gather, we introduce ourselves, and then we howl. All participants howl. The neighbors have been warned.

9:00 PM

The Welcome Parade (Through the Lobby)

A 40-foot parade through a building lobby. Yes it counts. The Cyclecide mutant bikes will lead.

Midnight

Mystery Location Unlocked by Riddle

At midnight, one clue is distributed. Solve it and you'll find the after-party. Refuse to solve it and you'll also find the after-party. The riddle is actually easy; the point is the hunt.

🌞 Saturday — The Main Event

9:00 AM

Big Wheel Grand Prix

Competitors: bring a big wheel. Or build one. Or improvise one from materials found at the venue. The only requirement is that you ride it down something at speed.

11:00 AM

Clown Academy 101

Jeff Raz teaches the basics: physical comedy, the red nose as philosophical stance, why clown is a way of being in the world. No water-squirting flowers unless you brought your own.

1:00 PM

Hunky/Hunky-Adjacent Contest

The Sisters preside. The criteria are mysterious. The winner receives a blessing. Everyone who enters is already blessed.

3:00 PM

Guerrilla Mural Sprint

One hour. One blank wall. All participants. The Precita Eyes Muralists consult. The result is immediately declared a landmark.

5:00 PM

Odd Salon: Whimsycon Edition

Six speakers. Ten minutes each. Topics: a poisoning, a heist, a lost invention, a misidentified animal, a forgotten San Francisco street, and something involving a ghost ship. Guaranteed.

9:00 PM

Fire Art After Dark

The Flaming Lotus Girls and Flux Foundation open the night. The sky turns orange. The neighbors have also been warned about this one.

Midnight+

Robot Hearts Sunrise Set (Preview Edition)

Deep house, desert vibes, a bass line you'll feel in your bones. Until dawn or until noise ordinances prevail, whichever comes second.

🌈 Sunday — Decompression

10:00 AM

City Treasure Hunt

Teams of 4 navigate San Francisco via clue, myth, and occasional mime. Frank Chu is a landmark. So is the Musée Mécanique. The City Lights basement counts as two points.

1:00 PM

The Great Absurdist Debate: Resolved — Pigeons Are Government Drones

Four speakers. Two positions. Ten minutes each. Frank Chu moderates. No experience necessary. Conviction mandatory.

3:00 PM

Decompression Parade

We walk through the neighborhood. In costume. With drums. Slowly. There is no destination. The walk is the destination.

5:00 PM

Closing Ceremony: Group Hug Optional, Confetti Mandatory

We speak. We share. The confetti cannons fire. The drum circle begins. It does not stop for a very long time.

The Venue

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Frontier Tower
✦ San Francisco, California ✦

Frontier Tower sits at the edge of the possible — a gathering point for the city's most inventive, irrepressible, and improbable minds. Its halls have echoed with stranger conversations than you can imagine. Its walls have seen weirder things than you'll ever know. For one weekend in 2026, it becomes the temporary capital of San Francisco's permanent strangeness. All are welcome. Especially those in costume.

Join the Weirdos

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